My mom cracks me up

A few weeks ago I had a baby shower. One of the obvious gifts are those little snot sucker things, I think the technical term is a nasal aspirator. I just call them snot suckers. My mother huffed and puffed at how crude I was being.

Today I pulled out the list she had written of the gifts I received and who gave them, in order to write thank you notes. She wrote down booger getter.

Yup. That's a lot more polite than snot sucker.